Count Chocula cereal isn't what it used to be, by any means. They seem to have gone a little crazy with the marshmallows. How come it's pronounced "marshmEllow", anyway?
How very stupid. No wonder English is Jerry Lewis's native tongue.
You know what my mom can't pronounce? "Gladiolus". She drops the second "l" from the word completely and replaces it with an "s". "GladioSus". Plus, her hairdo is nasty.
My friend's biggest fear is seeing a man with his face painted white standing outside his window at night. Man, that's pretty damn specific for a phobia, don't you think?
I dislike the word "spinabifida". It just doesn't have that Latin-y/medical feel to it, in my opinion. It sounds like some doctor asked his 6 year-old kid to make up a word for a spinal defect.
This is how great empires fall.
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